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PREMIUM  SPICED SCOTTISH RUM

The Legendary Dark God, mightiest of all, has spoken.
“Mortals, fill your face-holes with this pungent musk, distilled for you in a tempest of heat, smoke, flame and pure Caledonian Water.”

A FEARSOME BLEND OF POWERFUL SPICES

Let the adventure begin, your time as a mere mortal ends now.

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WHAT THE MORTALS SAY

I wish someone would look at me the way I look at Dark God rum

– Karen, Glasgow

Oh! That is dangerously good!!!!

Glasgow Rum Festival

Oh WoW! That is the best today by far!

Edinburgh Rum Festival

If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum

– John, Liverpool